Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.
The redhead sighs and says:
"Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says:
"You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead replies:
"I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me
flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my
back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase?"
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