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He and She!

HE. " can I buy you a drink? "
SHE. " Actually I'd rather have the money "
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HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!
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HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!
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HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
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HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
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HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
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HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
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HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
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HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
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HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
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HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

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