Man and woman

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry there are no services today.
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.