Joke of the YEAR

An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.

All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him  in an Australian home.
After a few weeks in the Australian facility, they came to  visit Grandpa. ''How do you like it here?'' asks the grandson.
''It's  wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful'' , says grandpa. ''We're so happy for you. We were worried  that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little  different from everyone.''

''Oh, no! Let me tell you about  how wonderfully they treat the residents'', Abdullah says with a big smile. 

''There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin  in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!

There is a judge in  here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and  everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!

There's a dentist here -- 90 years old.. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him  Doctor?!  

And me --

"I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The F..... Arab".