Cairns Tower : "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air : "Thank you Cairns . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Cairns Tower : " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air : "Thank you Cairns. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great."
Pause....
Saudi Air : " CAIRNS TOWER - CAIRNS TOWER !"
Cairns Tower : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..."
Saudi Air : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR
THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE
ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . ... .. .. .. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Cairns Tower : "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus.
Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi".
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