There’s three mice in a pub arguing over who’s the hardest.
The first mouse says “I’m the hardest because I can wrestle cheese out of mouse traps…bench press the bar twenty times before swallowing the cheese whole.”.
The second mouse says “That’s nothing, I can take rat poison, grind it up and snort it without breaking a sweat.”.
The third mouse gets up and goes to leave… “Where are you going?” ask the first two… “Home to shag the cat!!” he replies.
The first mouse says “I’m the hardest because I can wrestle cheese out of mouse traps…bench press the bar twenty times before swallowing the cheese whole.”.
The second mouse says “That’s nothing, I can take rat poison, grind it up and snort it without breaking a sweat.”.
The third mouse gets up and goes to leave… “Where are you going?” ask the first two… “Home to shag the cat!!” he replies.
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