A man sheepishly stands up and walks to the pulpit.
“Yes my son and what is it you require help with?” the priest asks.
“My hearing” replies the man quietly.
“Well that’s Ok my son come to me” said the priest, and the priest calmly sticks one finger in the mans ear and his other hand palm down on the top of his head. He then asks the congregation to pray and the lord for guidance and holds the man for 5 minutes whilst he mutters prayer in Latin.
When he is finished he turns to the man and says “well son has that helped your hearing at all?”
The man replies “I don’t know father, it’s not until Wednesday”
“Yes my son and what is it you require help with?” the priest asks.
“My hearing” replies the man quietly.
“Well that’s Ok my son come to me” said the priest, and the priest calmly sticks one finger in the mans ear and his other hand palm down on the top of his head. He then asks the congregation to pray and the lord for guidance and holds the man for 5 minutes whilst he mutters prayer in Latin.
When he is finished he turns to the man and says “well son has that helped your hearing at all?”
The man replies “I don’t know father, it’s not until Wednesday”
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