Grandma!

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,

"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

So Grandma turns on the TV, and the reception is terrible. She starts adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she starts banging at the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

Just then the little boy hears the doorbell ring, so he hurries to open the door, and there stands Grandma's church minister.

The minister says, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.