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Cattle ranch

Two men, an American and an Australian, met in a bar and began a conversation.
"I have a cattle station at the top end of Australia," said the Aussie. "It's 5000 square miles, got 10,000 head of cattle. It's called the Lazy J.
"Well," replied the American. I've a cattle ranch in the southern states. It's big – 30,000 square miles."
"What's it called?" asked the Australian.
"ABC Mississippi Missouri XYZ"
"And how many cattle do have?"
"None," was the answer. "They didn't survive the branding.

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