Little Mary

Little Mary was not the brightest student at the local Catholic school. Usually she slept soundly during class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping."Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" the Nun asked.

When Mary didn't stir little Johnny, who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear."God Almighty" yelled Mary.The nun said, "Very good," and resumed teaching the class.

A little later she asked Mary - "Who is our Lord and Saviour?"Again, Mary didn't stir from slumber and once again Johnny cameto her rescue by giving her a jab."Jesus Christ," shouted Mary; and the nun was again very pleased. Mary fell asleep again.

The Nun asked her a third question. "What did Eve say toAdam after she had had her 23rd baby?" Again Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Mary jumped up and shouted –"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it half!"The Nun fainted.