A Lebanese man wins Lotto and wanting to spend his money wisely, he decides to buy the house next door to Kerry Packer's.
He knocks it down and builds an exact copy of the Packer residence.
Annoyed, Kerry Packer sarcastically says to the Lebanese man "Nice house you got there" and the Lebanese man replies "It's just like yours but worth a lot more."
Puzzled, Kerry Packer asks "How do you work that one out?"
The Lebanese man replies "when we go to sell, I can tell the prospective buyers that they will be living next door to the Packer's, whereas you gotta tell them they'll be living next to Lebs!!"
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