Traveling

A man woke up one morning to find his wife packing her bags.
“Where the heck are you going?” demanded the husband.
The wife replied, “You know all this free sex I’ve been giving you all these years? Well I just found out I can get $200 a shot for it out in Las Vegas.”
With that the husband jumped out of bed and began packing HIS bags, too.
“Where do you think you’re going?” demanded the wife.
“I want to see how you can live on $400 a year!”